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Drink GEN-COLA, it's the new kick-ass liquid elixir from GORGEN CORPORATION. It's made with ultra fine sugarplex crystals and contains TEN xanthine alkaloid compounds! Get your daily dose of RED 40, YELLOW 8, and Nutrient 776. You'll get a new lease on life whenever you open up a can.

GEN-COLA, FOR YOUR GENERATION.

1 comment:

Peter said...

report filed, medlab
nutrient-flow status report

Weekly station-wide sampling of waste reprocessing facilities indicates normal levels of most toxins and standard byproducts. One abnormality recorded: unusually high levels of Nutruent 776. Recommendation: check docker logs for arrival of large numbers of Gwakii. If negative, suggest screenings for Noxon's Syndrome commence in one month for early showers.