20051201

Subject: Medical Bill Payment Pending 000XC

from: dr-etto.Q.widernet.md.ope
to: spudler.Q.widernet.fla

Lt. 1st Class Demolitions "Spudler" of the FLA

treated for: head trauma, multiple lacerations, carcinogenic ulcers possibly caused by exposer to radioactive elements, explosive diarrhea (excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces), urinary tract infection, variola vera [small pox], migraine, avian flu, ebola, and common cold.

status: cured

total due: 4,230 cdu's
payment due: asap

-signed,

Dr. "treat-o" Etto

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

from: spudler.Q.widernet.fla
to: dr-etto.Q.widernet.md.ope
subject: payment

That's a pretty steep bill. Services will be paid in full by my commanding officer once the Siphon returns to pick me up. Thanks for the treatment.

-spudler