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Drink GEN-COLA, it's the new kick-ass liquid elixir from GORGEN CORPORATION. It's made with ultra fine sugarplex crystals and contains TEN xanthine alkaloid compounds! Get your daily dose of RED 40, YELLOW 8, and Nutrient 776. You'll get a new lease on life whenever you open up a can.

GEN-COLA, FOR YOUR GENERATION.